{"product_id":"smells-like-you-googled-the-instructions-soy-candle-9oz-scented-jar-white-lid","title":"Smells Like You Googled the Instructions Soy Candle — 9oz Scented Jar (White Lid)","description":"Light this soy candle when you need a moment of warm humor and quiet focus. The clean, reusable glass jar and soft white lid fit smoothly on a desk, kitchen counter, or bedside table. Choose from cozy seasonal blends (Spiced Pumpkin Ginger, Comfort Spice), fresh greens (Fresh Balsam), bright citrus (Pink Grapefruit, Sea Breeze), calming herbs (Eucalyptus Lavender Herb), or simple comfort (Vanilla Bean) — or go unscented when you want only gentle, natural candlelight. Hand-poured in small batches with 100% US-grown soy wax and a cotton wick, each 9 oz candle burns roughly 50–60 hours. The label’s playful “Smells Like You Googled the Instructions” design adds a touch of personality and makes this candle feel like a wink from a friend during long work sessions, house gatherings, or slow Sunday rituals.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Hand-poured 100% natural soy wax (USA-farmed) — 7.5 oz wax in a 9 oz jar\u003cbr\u003e- Average burn time: 50–60 hours with a 100% cotton eco wick\u003cbr\u003e- Clear, reusable glass container with white screw lid — easy to clean and repurpose\u003cbr\u003e- Range of scents plus unscented; all-natural, non-toxic formula (no parabens, phthalates, lead, plastics, or synthetic dyes)\u003cbr\u003e- Meets ASTM standards; assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts; permanent adhesive label\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Keep the burning candle within sight, and keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items. For best results, burn the candle for 3 - 4 hours in each lighting and trim the wick to 1\/4\" before lighting. Discontinue use with 1\/2\" of wax remaining.\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Comfort Spice \/ One size","offer_id":50516873642236,"sku":"11152136398799909560","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sea Breeze \/ One size","offer_id":50516873675004,"sku":"87962483793698479091","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Vanilla Bean \/ One size","offer_id":50516873707772,"sku":"17748474905797276037","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Eucalyptus Lavender Herb \/ One size","offer_id":50516873740540,"sku":"30155127850406728584","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink Grapefruit \/ One size","offer_id":50516873773308,"sku":"26025414330280933201","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0800\/4380\/2876\/files\/8968280437086300679_2048.jpg?v=1784761783","url":"https:\/\/llccustomdesigns.com\/products\/smells-like-you-googled-the-instructions-soy-candle-9oz-scented-jar-white-lid","provider":"LLC Custom Designs","version":"1.0","type":"link"}